Why does this guy have a job again?

Seriously, I've tried hard to like this guy, but it's just not happening. Here's all the reasons I don't like Billy Gillispie:

1. Losses to teams like Garden Ridge and VMI. This is unacceptable at the University of Kentucky.
2. Billy Gillispie is unable to adapt to the talent that he has available at his disposal. Everyone knows that Tubby Smith didn't leave him with the greatest talent in the world. However, Billy G is unable and unwilling to adapt to the players that he currently has on his team.
3. His standard explanation for a loss: "We got whipped." Really!?! You don't say. Explain to the fans why you got 'whipped.' That's actually what most coaches do. Everything with Gillispie seems to be about toughness and competitiveness, not about executing plays and being a sound fundamental basketball team. Oh, and actually winning the games....that's kinda important.
4. Snarky halftime interviews. Who could be mean to a face like this:

Alright so you got me there Billy G. You wouldn't do it if she were Erin Andrews.


5. All of the UK fans that think he's great when he hasn't really accomplished anything.

6. He has a bald spot. Seriously. Just look at it. It's there. I've seen it.

That's it, that's the list. All the reasons you should hate Billy Gillispie.

Morning Juice: What's a Slumdog?

So last night some movie named Slumdog Millionaire won the Oscar award for best movie. I hear it's kind of a big deal. Anyway, here's the cast of that movie, accepting their award:











Now, I do believe that these are some Indian (dot, not feather) actors. I'm sure the whole nation of India is rejoicing in their Oscar victory and there is probably a lot of cow worship going on this morning. Even though I've never seen the movie (and probably never will) this is probably the biggest day in Indian movie history since this guy graced the silver screen:










Now, I don't know this guy's name, but he is definitely the Marlon Brando of Indian actors and should not be forgotten in the annals of Indian movie history. He will be forever immortalized as receiving the first Juice from the MoJuice blog. Indian guy from Short Circuit, today's Juice is yours. Enjoy.

Short Circuit > Short Circuit 2 > Slumdog Millionaire